Even teddy bear is also studying...^^I noe everyone now is studying very very hard for trial exam and PMR..how about me? Still relaxing during holidays...ppl said de closer de PMR is, de more lazy u are...i realise that it is very true as i come through it..many student even burn midnight oil, study untill midnight because of it...although study, please relax urself so that we wont get stress easily...here are some jokes for every1 who view my blog...sure funny untill u laughing non-stop...
A clown is a medicine to make u happy...Before marriage....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage.... Simply read from bottom to top.
Mandarin
Paul Chan - Bankrupt
Anne Chang - Dirty
Faye Chen - Dusty
Anne Chin - Keep quiet
Henry Mah - Hate your mum
Jane Tan - Frying eggs
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin
Hokkien
Carl Cheng - Buttock
Monica Cheng - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow - You are dead
Suzie Leow - Lost till death
Lim Yew Lin - Drink urine
Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea
Danny See - Squeeze you to death
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails
Carmen Tng - Leg hair long
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings
Cantonese
Connie Mah - Call your mother
Macy Koh - Never die before
Michael Tan - Sell eggs
Michael Loong - Sell chicken cage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage.... Simply read from bottom to top.
Mandarin
Paul Chan - Bankrupt
Anne Chang - Dirty
Faye Chen - Dusty
Anne Chin - Keep quiet
Henry Mah - Hate your mum
Jane Tan - Frying eggs
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin
Hokkien
Carl Cheng - Buttock
Monica Cheng - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow - You are dead
Suzie Leow - Lost till death
Lim Yew Lin - Drink urine
Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea
Danny See - Squeeze you to death
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails
Carmen Tng - Leg hair long
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings
Cantonese
Connie Mah - Call your mother
Macy Koh - Never die before
Michael Tan - Sell eggs
Michael Loong - Sell chicken cage
A girl from Tibet went for a job interview. To test her English,Boss ask her to create sentences with: green, pink yellow, blue, white, purple & black.
She answerd:The phone GREEN GREEN, so i go & PINK up the phone & say YELLOW, BLUES that? WHITE did you say? Wrong number? Don't PURPLELY kacau me & don't call BLACK!
Boss say: U can go black now & wait for the phone green green.
Satisfy???
